I've been listening to Jeff Foxworthy, Funny!
Sophisticated people invest their money in Stock portfolios...
Rednecks, invest their money in commemmorative plates!
Sophisticated people have retirement plans...
Rednecks, play the Lottery!
sophisticated people go to art auctions...
Rednecks, have yard sales!
Sophisticated people play chess...
Rednecks can amuse themselves for hours with a sheet of bubble wrap
Sophisticated people go to restaurants that require reservations...
Rednecks go to restaurants that require "pull around to the next window please"!
Sophisticated people want to hide their money...
Rednecks want to show their's off!
Rednecks with money buy stuff for their front yards...
Rednecks without money drive by and shoot at it!
definitions
Lottery - a tax on people who are bad at math